no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
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So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
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A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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