at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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