Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
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It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
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the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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