i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
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cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
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I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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