Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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