Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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