walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
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At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
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Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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