I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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