You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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