Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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