i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
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You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
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I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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