yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
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For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
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i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
im on a boat
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