May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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