eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
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Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
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I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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