Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
