Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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