You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
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You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
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His crazy is a thing to be cherished
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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