we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
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She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
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after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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