i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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