Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
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The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
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YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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