Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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