So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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