It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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