After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
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She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
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I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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