So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
You can't special order awesome
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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