Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
no you cant smoke seaweed
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Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
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Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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