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• (678): View more from Georgia

  he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?

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• (239): View more from Florida

  Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...

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• (509): View more from Washington

  She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center

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• (509): View more from Washington

  With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man

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• (845): View more from New York

  I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  I want to go out and have good clean fun.

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  Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  wanna come over? I have movies.

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  sure, what movies

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  porn or disney, your choice

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10

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