and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
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its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
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took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.