we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
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The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
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Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.