At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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