WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
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Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
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My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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