Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
Randomize
