ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
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While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
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You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I love you. Go after that dick
I think my moral compass just broke
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