Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
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Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
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I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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