Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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