yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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