Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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