Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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