What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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