I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
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I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
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Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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