if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
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I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
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Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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