I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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