Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
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Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
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Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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