you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
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There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
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I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I'm bleeding and have questions
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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