is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
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