By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
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Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
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I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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