I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
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just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
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Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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