I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
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A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
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If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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