There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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