In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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