The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
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Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
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Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
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