is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
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