so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
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he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
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You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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