dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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