If i could tip my vagina, i would.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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