I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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