btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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